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Tea & Tears

Hello! This just your typical fandom blog.
Apr 23 '14

atxsushi:

amaris12345:

f-ingtriangle:

angryginger:

- “A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care of Your Human” [x]

I don’t even like cats and this is cute.

i am a dog person and this is cute

So this is what goes through their heads.

Apr 22 '14

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

(Source: micromys)

Apr 22 '14

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

Apr 21 '14

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)

Apr 21 '14
helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

(Source: gaydicks420)

Apr 21 '14

slime-minister:

Check out these RAD SPECS

Apr 21 '14
iamsosherlokid:

mark me down as scared and horny

iamsosherlokid:

mark me down as scared and horny

Apr 21 '14

therealhamster:

drpepper2:

stop watching hentai you freakin weirdos

no

image

Apr 21 '14
generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Apr 21 '14
jakface:

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~
Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D

jakface:

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~

Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D